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A man worked at an Adult Sex Toy store.
Without having any customers since the store opened earlier that afternoon, the man became bored and began to read a magazine.
Finally, a small woman walked into the shop. Her face was bright red, obviously booming with embarassment.
She shyly walked up to the counter, and cleared her throat getting the man's attention.
Startled the man looks up and sees the woman, and says..."Oh...sorry. How may I help you?"
The woman softly says, "I um...need a dildo."
Man: "Oh, okay then. What size would you like? We have small, medium and large."
Woman: "Small is fine."
The woman still obviously embarassed, takes her newly purchased dildo and leaves the store.
Several hours pass by, and the man becomes bored again, until finally another woman walks into the shop.
Walking up to the counter, she is a bit more at ease and comfortable.
Woman 2: "Hi...I need a didlo, please."
Man: "Okay...small, medium or large?"
Woman 2: "Medium."
The man rings her up, and the woman leaves.
Hours pass again...and this time, a huge, burley, butchy, mammoth of a woman walks in, with no embarassment whatsoever. She storms up to the counter and abrubtly says.."I need a dildo. NOW."
Man: "Um...ok...small medium or lar--
Woman 3: "NO! None of those will do! What about that one? "
The woman points to an item behind the counter.
The man, chuckles and shakes his head.
Man: "I'm sorry miss, but that isn't for sale?"
Woman: "I'll give you 200 dollars for it."
Man: 200 dollars? DEAL!
The man sells her the item, and the woman storms out of the door.
Around closing time, the manager of the store arrives to check on things.
Manager: "How was business today?"
Man: "Well...I sold a small and medium dildo."
Manager: "That's it??"
Man: "Well..no...I sold my thermos for 200 dollars." |
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Joke submitted by: Can |
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